Boobies (pink - small)

$40.00

These ceramic boobies—tatas, bosoms, honkers, the girls—are hand-built, fired, and finished as small sculptural odes to bodies, humor, and taking up space.

Designed to be either wall-hung or styled as tabletop decor, each piece lives comfortably somewhere between classical form study and studio giggling. Curves vary, textures wander, and no two sets of knockers are exactly alike—because they’re all hand-built and proudly imperfect.

Available in three sizes:

  • Small boobies: approx. 2.5 inches

  • Medium boobies: approx. 3.75 inches

  • Large boobies: approx. 4 inches

Because these are handmade forms, there is natural variation in size, shape, and surface texture. Think sisters, not twins. Bazongas with personality. Orbs with opinions.

Not functional (unless you count sparking joy, conversation, or mild chaos), these boobies are meant to be displayed, admired, and occasionally laughed at—just like bodies themselves.

These ceramic boobies—tatas, bosoms, honkers, the girls—are hand-built, fired, and finished as small sculptural odes to bodies, humor, and taking up space.

Designed to be either wall-hung or styled as tabletop decor, each piece lives comfortably somewhere between classical form study and studio giggling. Curves vary, textures wander, and no two sets of knockers are exactly alike—because they’re all hand-built and proudly imperfect.

Available in three sizes:

  • Small boobies: approx. 2.5 inches

  • Medium boobies: approx. 3.75 inches

  • Large boobies: approx. 4 inches

Because these are handmade forms, there is natural variation in size, shape, and surface texture. Think sisters, not twins. Bazongas with personality. Orbs with opinions.

Not functional (unless you count sparking joy, conversation, or mild chaos), these boobies are meant to be displayed, admired, and occasionally laughed at—just like bodies themselves.